What Naughty Day Is It?

Man, June is one hell of a month! I found out that yesterday (as I write this), June 22nd, was “No Panties Day.” Then tripping down the rabbit hole as I am likely to do on subjects such as this, I found a slew of days celebrating some form of sexuality happening in June: the 21st (and really, how did I miss this?) was “Handjob Day,”  with the month starting with a bang (if you will forgive the pun) on June 9th, “National Sex Day.”

Spinning across the entire year, one finds that January 13th is “Sex in the Shower Day.” Two days after that, merry kinksters can enjoy “Fetish Day,” on 1/15, and jumping ahead slightly; March 14th can see us mix-and-matching eating a steak with another other oral activity (although I am not sure both need to occur at the same time) with the satirical broadside-of-a-day created to oppose Valentine’s, “Steak and A Blowjob Day.”

But ladies aren’t left out, as just a month later, April 14th is “Cake and Cunnilingus Day.” Sweet things to eat, one could say.

All of May is “Masturbation Month,” so don’t watch the days; just have at it. Then again, May 8th is “Outdoor Intercourse Day.” There are those bunch of June holidays I opened this piece with, then we skip to July and enjoy “International Kissing Day” on the 6th, “BDSM Day” on the 24th, and then we can all get in on the fun and release on “National Orgasm Day,” the last day of that month.

Another good day to take a walk outside is August 23rd, “Go Topless Day.” September 4th marks “World Sexual Health Day,” and jumping to October, there is “Massage Day” on the first, the all-American “Ass Day” on the 17th, specifically in the U.S., the 21st, “International Fisting Day” (hey there!) and the granddaddy “Global Orgasm Day” (not to be confused with July 31st) on December 22nd.

There are more, but I figured I’d tickle you with a few. Celebrate as you see fit and enjoy your sexy year.